hey, i just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my butthole, so lick it maybe.
“justin bieber is a girl,” the twelve year old boy proudly exclaims. the world erupts with laughter, millions of people brought to their knees and floors in raucous amusement. it is hailed as the best joke ever made and world peace is soon acheived
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Today, I’ll be spending my time baking chocolate chip cookies. I have no life.
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A BRILLIANT DISGUISE FOILED
I KNEW IT
WHAT A TWIST
THE PLOT THICKENS
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why did i laugh so hard at this?
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